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Warriors and Whiskey

Adulting. One Star. Do Not Recommend.

Adulting. One Star. Do Not Recommend.

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Adulting. One Star. Do Not Recommend.
This shirt says what we’re all thinking — but with fewer HR complaints.

“Adulting” printed bold up top.
Five stars? Hell no.
You get one — and that’s generous.
Below it: the brutally honest review.
“It’s bullshit, all lies, not impressed. Would not recommend.”

For the warriors who traded rucks for mortgages, field rations for grocery bills, and found out the real enemy was the HOA.

Throw it on. Disappoint society.
One star and proud of it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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